They are easy to recognise.

They are always on the outskirts of town and always one storey buildings.

As you drive in every room has it's own parking slot directly in front of the room, like a motel. As soon as you drive in an attendant swiftly draws the curtain behind your car so no one else can see it. You can pay by the hour. The sheets are clean and the water is hot. They also had the smallest towels I have ever seen.

There was a tv showing continuous porn. It only had one channel.

There was a strange piece of equipment in the corner of my room that luckily came with instructions and handy photographs of suggested uses.

When I arrived at half past midnight on a Saturday night about half the bays had their curtains drawn. There were even two arrivals at ten am the next morning.

‘I'm just off to get some milk dear'.

Oh yes.

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