6 Feb 2005. UPS Express Office, 23 Avenue Bourguiba, Nouakchott, Mauritania.

I went to pick up my freshly-couriered camera today.
The lazy bitch at the UPS office said "S'not 'ere".
I said "Yes it is, you lazy bitch."
She said "Try tomorrow."
I said "Do you want me to phone UPS in London and tell them you can't
be bothered to go and get it from the pile, which is all of 6 feet away
from your desk, you lazy bitch?"
She said "Oh look - there it is."
I should have taken a photo of her and emailed it to Michael Eskew, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of UPS, under the heading "Sack Me Today. I Am A Lazy Bitch."
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I didn't really call her a lazy bitch. Not until I was in the car park.
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PS - if you are DR800, you've put your email address in wrong. I think.