6 Feb 2005. UPS Express Office, 23 Avenue Bourguiba, Nouakchott, Mauritania. I went to pick up my freshly-couriered camera today. The lazy moo at the UPS office said "S'not 'ere". I said "Yes it is, you lazy moo." She said "Try tomorrow." I said "Do you want me to phone UPS in London and tell them you can't be bothered to go and get it from the pile, which is all of 6 feet away from your desk, you lazy moo?" She said "Oh look - there it is." I should have taken a photo of her and emailed it to Michael Eskew, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of UPS, under the heading "Sack Me Today. I Am A Lazy Moo." -------------- I didn't really call her a lazy moo. Not until I was in the car park. And anyway, if I worked at UPS in Nouakchott, I doubt I could be arsed either. -------------- PS - if you are DR800, you've put your email address in wrong. I think.