Bowel Control To Major Tom.
19 Jan 05. NKT.
Take Imodium pills and put your helmet on...
Heeeeeere am I sitting on a tin can etc.
I blame Chinese beer.
21 Jan 05.
Royally fucked up on whisky (15000 ouguiya/£30/$52) and grass with Larry, person A, person B and The Defendant.
-Larry thinks The Defendant has stolen 300 euros from him.
-Person A has badly injured his hand by punching a door during an argument with The Defendant.
-Person B has started referring to The Defendant (early forties) as "granny".
-The Defendant's laugh is, after 11 weeks, begining to drive me Fucking Berserk!!!!! Dinner is tense.